Girl 1: My boyfriend looks best in skinny jeans.
Girl 2: My boyfriend looks best in leather jacket.
Me: My boyfriend looks best in 1080P HD.
(Source: iamjaceyandlovesuju)
I asked my mirror if there is someone better looking than me. So far he’s quoting all 7 billion people in the world..
(Source: ligianunesf)
(Source: mightyheroes)
- People on the Internet: I love that band.
- Me: OMG REALLY? LET'S BE BEST FRIENDS!!1!!11!
- People at school: I love that band.
- Me: no you don't.
When you see visitors in your house but you had no idea they were coming:
(Source: ryanhigainspired)
(Source: senorflamingo)
